
- My favorite color is yellow, no blue.
- I was born in Queens, New York.
- I do not have any wisdom teeth.
- Before I turned 1, my parents thought moving to Australia would be fun. We lived there for 6 years, and it was fun.
- When we moved back to the US, I was 7 did not know what ‘kickball’ was. The neighbor kids looked at me funny.
- I don’t remember what my favorite toy was when I was a kid,
- My mom’s nickname for me as a child was ‘doobie’.
- My hair started greying when I was in high school.
- When I walk down stairs, my right ankle pops almost every time. This is from sliding into 2nd base and tearing ligaments when my foot hit the bag.
- As a kid, I would build model cars and airplanes and then destroy them with firecrackers.
- My armpits can get sweaty, even if I’m not doing anything.
- I learned to type on a typewriter in 7th grade.
- I still have the t-shirt I was wearing when my daughter was born.
- I once pee’d my pants because I was having too much fun in the snow and waited too long to go inside to the bathroom, I was about 8, I think.
- I cannot recite the alphabet backwards. It’s a good thing I don’t drink and drive.
- I took French in high school. Mostly to spite my mother. (I wish I’d taken German now)
- As a teen, I would sneak out of the house. Once, I was chased down our street by my underware clad father and evaded him by hiding in some bushes. He never knew it was me.
- My dad loved VW Beetles. Being the youngest of 4, on family outings, I go stuck sitting in back. I mean in the waaaaay back where you put bags and stuff.
- My shins are bald.
- I’m allergic to some beer, and macadamia nuts.
- I can crack my nose.
- I saw Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, and Return Of The Jedi when they were out in the movie theaters.
- The first Compact Disc I purchased was The Smiths ‘The Queen Is Dead’.
- I’ve only had 2 employers since graduating from high school.
- In high school, I quit my job at McDonald’s when my friend came in and told me there was a killer party. I don’t remember the party.
- (Bonus) I don’t think Angelina Jolie is attractive.
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